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Does anyone have an iPhone?
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Technology Dinosaur."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostNo I've never been on a site where I can't get access to webmail, getting excited about mobile phones is very very sad as are people who sit around playing with them.
imho
clearly
hth
may i suggest
another random gay phrase
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clearly imho may i suggest somebody got out of the wrong side of the bed etcComment
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Mine was better, I think. More gay, certainly.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostTechnology Dinosaur.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I distinctly remember that line being used 5 weeks ago!Originally posted by Xenophon View Postbum you later?
Let's try for a little originality here folks!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI distinctly remember that line being used 5 weeks ago!
Let's try for a little originality here folks!
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Sorry yes I need to get with the programme, have you seen the WASP T12 speachtool? It's well weapon, genuienly it's actual size, full spectrum audio dominance, pin points your exact location whatever plannet you are on, psycho optic pixel carpet gives you a in hand Imax. Narrow= wide man , it's well Derek!Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostTechnology Dinosaur.
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All you need is a Mission Imposible ring tone!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Bagpuss is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSorry yes I need to get with the programme, have you seen the WASP T12 speachtool? It's well weapon, genuienly it's actual size, full spectrum audio dominance, pin points your exact location whatever plannet you are on, psycho optic pixel carpet gives you a in hand Imax. Narrow= wide man , it's well Derek!
http://www.trashbat.co.ck/
All you need is a Mission Imposible ring tone!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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No, its a Phone, MP3 player, Web Access tool and a camera.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhen looking for a new phone I demand the following feature list:
1/ must be able to take calls
2/ must be able to make calls
It's just a phone FFS!
HTHComment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSorry yes I need to get with the programme, have you seen the WASP T12 speachtool? It's well weapon, genuienly it's actual size, full spectrum audio dominance, pin points your exact location whatever plannet you are on, psycho optic pixel carpet gives you a in hand Imax. Narrow= wide man , it's well Derek!
http://www.trashbat.co.ck/
All you need is a Mission Imposible ring tone!Can I interest you in some Cake?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostBagpuss is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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