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That took you some timeThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Originally posted by tay View Post
So far in the closet he owns a holiday home in Narnia.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Abv - I'm a gimp who can't spell....Originally posted by snaw View PostWhat's that an abbreviation for?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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WSSOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostAbv - I'm a gimp who can't spell....Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Now now don't confuse the thick troll.Originally posted by snaw View PostWhat's that an abbreviation for?
Hard Brexit now!
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now now be fair, translate so HRH can understand:Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAbv - I'm a gimp who can't spell....
iM' a geemp hu cann't speelThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Does your avatar suggest that you have finally come out of the closet? Or do you still have that holiday home in Narnia?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThat took you some timeHard Brexit now!
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I'm at one with my sexuality, but don't go buying any rohypnolOriginally posted by sasguru View PostDoes your avatar suggest that you have finally come out of the closet? Or do you still have that holiday home in Narnia?
on the offchance
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I've already done that one.Originally posted by zeitghost
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<correction>Originally posted by zeitghost
4. Apparently there's an attractive CUK board member, that's not a giant alien lizard.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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