Argh, No!

[Wilmslow]

Wilsmlow, I have an idea for a plan b for you,

start a Wilmslow fan club, sell memberships, and instead of posting episodes free here start a pay per view website, it would be better than big brother to see what's going on in your cul de sac with the bangers and the neighbour's vans

Milan.

A cunning plan sir.

Now, just need to arrange a web developer. Any applications?

[BoredBloke]

What is the problem with a company mobile

Mobile indicate who is ringing so you can decide if you want to pick it up

Compan y Mobile = free phone calls

[realityhack]

We have a new, snappy, rhyming phrase from this thread:

"Argh, No! Wilmslow!"

Maybe that could be your blog title? You're complaining about being given a laptop and phone?

[BrilloPad]

Wilsmlow, I have an idea for a plan b for you,

start a Wilmslow fan club, sell memberships, and instead of posting episodes free here start a pay per view website, it would be better than big brother to see what's going on in your cul de sac with the bangers and the neighbour's vans

Milan.

[oracleslave]

You're complaining about being given a laptop and phone?

Maybe if he uses the laptop to surf a few ...ahem...adult sites and the phone to call a few ...ahem...premium rate numbers then the phone and laptop will be promptly removed. Problem solved.

[MrRobin]

Client Co here is currently in the process of taking away all laptops etc from contractors!

I'll be writing my SQL on A4 lined and submitting it to the server via fax machine.

[oracleslave]

Client Co here is currently in the process of taking away all laptops etc from contractors!

I'll be writing my SQL on A4 lined and submitting it to the server via fax machine.

Where's your company laptop? Do they allow you to access their network?

[MrRobin]

Where's your company laptop? Do they allow you to access their network?

Was joking ofcourse Yes we can access the network thru a VPN passport application thingie. Before they take this lappy away I think I am going to virtualise it onto a memory stick and then run VMware player on my own laptop.

[Lucy]

Wilmslow isn't real is he?

He belongs to Atw or saddoguru surely.

[Marina]

.. Company Mobile = free phone calls

and thus a benefit in kind - Wilmslow, as well as being at the company's beck and call 24-7, you'll be paying a big wad of tax for the privilege of using that phone.

What a mupp