Do organ recipients take on their donor's personality traits?

[EternalOptimist]

At least that shows they're silicon. Otherwise I'd have been checking she doesn't have a couple of kangaroo pockets in them to hide all your cash, which she assumes is spare.

Yes they are the new 'furry-boob' implants. Two rocks each in a genuine kangaroo , road-kill pouch. They are fondly known as joey1 and joey2.
I hadn't realised where she was stashing the cash - thanks for that

[KathyWoolfe]

Sounds like his brain is rejecting them all on the grounds they're all from women and he keeps finding himself in shoe shops prancing around in high-heels. Could be worse though!

He could find himself wearing underpants on his head and sticking bread sticks in his nostrils