Lying for a Job

[BA to the Stars]

If you're really lying then employers/clients aren't deceived for long.

I was working at company 1 with this guy who was totally useless at what he did that I ended up covering for him more often than not.
He left there to go to company 2 about a week before I started work at company 2 also.
He lasted 2 weeks before company 2 sussed him out and he got the boot!

Quote from "Useless Bloke" " Oh no, it's KW the back stabber, well I better find another gig"

[PAH]

not for PAH no, it means they'll all be looking like him

Yeah, and no-one wants that, believe me.

[KathyWoolfe]

Quote from "Useless Bloke" " Oh no, it's KW the back stabber, well I better find another gig"

Thank you kind sir, I didn't know I was so well regarded ....

[PAH]

Thank you kind sir, I didn't know I was so well regarded ....

I once had a stalker follow me to two consecutive contracts I had in the same region, and she was a permie. Wouldn't have minded if she was a stunner, but no such luck. Hence the disguise.

[KathyWoolfe]

I once had a stalker follow me to two consecutive contracts I had in the same region, and she was a permie. Wouldn't have minded if she was a stunner, but no such luck. Hence the disguise.

I didn't know that he'd joined company 2 until I got there. If I'd known he was there I wouldn't have taken the job.

Here's a tip PAH. If you take the disguise off when you go out socially you'll have much better luck - believe me, I'm (not) an agent.....

[Ruprect]

Here's a tip PAH. If you take the disguise off when you go out socially you'll have much better luck

Don't believe a word of it PAH

[PAH]

Don't believe a word of it PAH

I don't. I only use magic sticks. They can even detect fake boobs without me having to gaze down.

[KathyWoolfe]

I don't. I only use magic sticks. They can even detect fake boobs without me having to gaze down.

How?

[PAH]

How?

I'm not about to give away how the magic works, all I'll say is the women usually leave with a deflated ego.

[TheFaQQer]

If you're really lying then employers/clients aren't deceived for long.

I was working at company 1 with this guy who was totally useless at what he did that I ended up covering for him more often than not.
He left there to go to company 2 about a week before I started work at company 2 also.
He lasted 2 weeks before company 2 sussed him out and he got the boot!

That just means that he was bad at lying. Some people can make a successful career of it