Child maths prodigy 'working as a prostitute'

[daviejones]

£130 \ hour. That is not a bad rate...she must be on here!!!!!

[TheFaQQer]

I wonder if she knows how many times 10 inches goes into five foot two?

[daviejones]

I wonder if she knows how many times 10 inches goes into five foot two?

I almost fell off my chair laughing...

[Tex]

A swift Google reveals that she posts on this board.

http://www.punternet.com/forum/searc...earchid=326719

Content is fruity but safe for work at casual inspection (no naughty pics).

23 December 2007, 20:14
Shilpa Lee
Probationary Member

Re: old fogeys
Some of my favourite encounters have been with older guys (around 50/60 mark). The cliche has definitely been true for me....they do know how to treat a lady. Of course, one tries to give a great service regardless, but in terms of my private thoughts, absolutely no problem and in fact if I had to choose between a random older client and a random twenty something client would probably go for the older guy!

xxx

(happy Xmas everyone btw!)

There's hope for some of the board yet!

[Lucifer Box]

£130 \ hour. That is not a bad rate...she must be on here!!!!!

One of the members of the original board (Jilted Jill IIRC) did indeed pack in contracting to become a hooker during the last downturn*. If you still lurk here, Jill, let us know how it went.


* I suspect she saw few downturns after that career change. Unless DCJ was a client of hers, of course.

[Spacecadet]

this post is brilliant:

Like Hannah, I'd been toying with the idea of being a working girl for absolutely ages (ever since my over-sexed teenage years). So for my first client there was a massive amount of erotic anticipation. I had the outfit, the underwear, the lube, and a mental list of about 50 million things I could do to make this a definitive sexual experience for the guy.....I was damn well going to make sure he got value for money and an hour to remember! Turned out the chap had been, erm, using certain substances and just wanted a girl for a bit of a spaced out cuddle.

[daviejones]

this post is brilliant:

She took the lube...good girl..

[EternalOptimist]

face it girlies, you are sitting on a fortune

[Sockpuppet]

face it girlies, you are sitting on a fortune

No. You're only sitting on a fortune if your married to it, you get knocked up and divorce him.

HTH.

[PAH]

These child prodigies always seem to go off the rails. The parents usually bully them with their own expectations as was the case here. It's tatamount to child abuse.

Britney Spears (and her sister now she's up the duff at 16) are other prime examples.

A friend of mine and his wife tried to get their toddler involved with child modelling, which I thought a bit unfair seeing as the kid couldn't even walk or talk let alone decide if it was something he wanted to do. Fortunately they were suckered into splashing out about 500 quid to join a 'professional' agency (usual bollox about paying for a portfolio) and haven't had a single offer of work since. I bet there's loads of muppets like these who think their kid is the cutest in the world and get scammed. I'm full of sympathy me, but it serves them right.