The I Hate London Thread

[TheFaQQer]

So thats where I went wrong..... FaQ - next time we have to get pissed, one bottle of wine at lunch won't cut it...

Deal.

[sasguru]

Can anyone translate this nonsense for me.

thanks.

Yes. You're an ignorant twat.
HTH

[HRH]

Yes. You're an ignorant twat.
HTH

I may be wrong here, (although I doubt it) but I imagine that in your life so far you have made more people sad than you have made happy. Have a think about that for a few minutes then get back to me.

Thanks.

[Churchill]

I may be wrong here, (although I doubt it) but I imagine that in your life so far you have made more people sad than you have made happy. Have a think about that for a few minutes then get back to me.

Thanks.

<FHLH mode>Whoa slow down there boy, I say slow down.</FHLH mode>

SASGURU has an excuse for being nasty, he's a grumpy old queen who's approaching the sunset of his life.

[Xenophon]

London is where the angels are and the streets are paved with gold. Get down here and earn some moolah.

[HRH]

Explains a lot.

[sasguru]

The thing is:

To have a decent life in expensive London, you need to be of the elite. The global competition is fierce and you have to be at the top of your game. Failure is punished terribly but success is rewarded.
Those who can, do.

HTH

[DimPrawn]

Those who can, do.

HTH

Those who can't, teach.

Those who can't teach, teach meeja studies.

[realityhack]

London is nicer if:

• You live somewhere salubrious
• You earn quite a lot of cash
• You are capable of making friends easily
• Your commute isn't more than 45mins
• Your commute can take several possible routes
• You aren't scared of clubs
• You're not socially retarded (see point 3)
• You're relatively organised

I like London. I'm not saying I'll stay forever, but I'm happy at the moment, and have been for the last 9 years.

[DimPrawn]

The thing is:

To have a decent life in expensive London, you need to be of the elite.

Failure is punished terribly but success is rewarded.


HTH

with an Aygo and a bicycle.