And now they are kicking out the Gurkhas

[bogeyman]

I'm beginning to think you're not very bright Lucy - who's your creator?
Come on Luciferbox we know it's you

Either that, or it's a demented tirade between two personalities inhabiting the the same disordered brain.

Lucy is convinced I am Sasguru and AtW is convinced I'm a tramp who is out to beat him to death with my remaindered copies of the Big Issue.

I don't think it's LB. LB always seemed quite witty and poignant - which neither of the above are, by any stretch of the imagination.