Not a bad return

[BoredBloke]

The sad thing in all of this is that the line

What has 3 legs and lives on a farm - the McCartneys no longer works

[Gordon Gecko]

Apparently, McCartney bought Mills a plane for their first Xmas together.

She asked 'what am I going to shave my other leg with?'

[KathyWoolfe]

I think Sir Paul got off very very very lightly.

Of course Heather gets to tell "her side" of the story. Should keep the chattering classes amused for a few years...

The judge has specifically ordered that there be no publication of the details of the settlement either by the parties involved or third parties "on behalf" of either party.

[miffy]

Thats shocking. 24 million.

Still, I'll be sending her the usual xmas gift again this year... a tin of ronseal woodstain.

[miffy]

Apparently, McCartney bought Mills a plane for their first Xmas together.

She asked 'what am I going to shave my other leg with?'

Is there anyone out there that likes the gold digging bint?

[ace00]

Is there anyone out there that likes the gold digging bint?

I'd do her.

[Moscow Mule]

I'd do her.

Can I recommend a film for you sir...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/

[PRC1964]

I'd do her.

marry

Play your cards right and a decent chunk of that cash could be yours.

[M_B]

"Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year - so obviously she's meant to travel B class while her father travels A class, but obviously I will pay for that."

Nice lady.

[ratewhore]

From the horses mouth:

First of all, I just want to say I'm glad it's over. And it was an incredible result in the end, to secure mine and [my] daughter's future - and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with, because you know that's been my life for 20 years.

Obviously, the courts do not want a litigating person to do well. It's against everything that they ever wish. So, when they write the judgement up, they're never going to try and make it look in my favour.

But all of you that have researched know that it was always going to be a figure between £20 and 30 million. Paul was offering a lot less than that, which you'll see in the judgement - and very much last minute.

To put me and Beatrice sadly through this - it's been incredibly sad. So we're very, very, very pleased - and what I'd like to say - being a campaigning girl - is anybody wanting to go through a divorce - try your hardest, man or woman, to settle it immediately.

But if you're in an impossible situation - which anybody listening will know that, you know, people don't see eye-to-eye - things get out of hand. You can be a litigating person. It's not easy, but just make sure you do all your research, save yourself a fortune."

When asked if she had plans to move to the US, she said:

"I can't leave England, I've always wanted to keep my daughter near her father and believe me if I tried to go, he'd have an injunction on me in a second.

So there's no point, and I love England, I've got all my friends and family here and I just want to thank everybody for their support...

At least you can start getting some really good headlines on the front pages of important issues and matters, instead of our boring divorce. I'm sure everyone at home is fed up of hearing a million figures that never existed.

This is the end result and thank you very much.