Beaker you are looking worried, are you okay?
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Well I'm dead. So I'm not worried. Well, not not worried about being dead. I'm not worried because I'm dead. Don't worry I'm fine.Originally posted by Lucy View PostBeaker you are looking worried, are you okay?
I feel an anagram thread coming on...Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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A granma thread?Originally posted by beaker View PostWell I'm dead. So I'm not worried. Well, not not worried about being dead. I'm not worried because I'm dead. Don't worry I'm fine.
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How does a puppet die?Originally posted by beaker View PostWell I'm dead. So I'm not worried. Well, not not worried about being dead. I'm not worried because I'm dead. Don't worry I'm fine.
I feel an anagram thread coming on...
Although, having said that the puppet theatre in norwich is closing down. There was a protest the other week
"Save the puppet theatre, no strings attached" clever eh?Comment
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Don't ask me!Originally posted by Lucy View PostHow does a puppet die?
Although, having said that the puppet theatre in norwich is closing down. There was a protest the other week
"Save the puppet theatre, no strings attached" clever eh?
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hahaah, that is very good for so late.Originally posted by Diver View PostDon't ask me!
I never had a hand in it
I need to go to sleep, the IT crowd is on and it disturbs me.Comment
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Goodnight AtW botOriginally posted by Lucy View Posthahaah, that is very good for so late.
I need to go to sleep, the IT crowd is on and it disturbs me.
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