Originally posted by WageSlave
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You worry me sometimes slave! Actualy I am a founder member and current president of "The Not Very Well Hung Club of Great Britain" so you might be dissappointed.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Don't worry, Widget, I worry a lot of people...particularly when I do my famous sock dance.
Some women like small trunked gentlemen...they find it cute.
Wage in 'making stuff up' mode.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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hmm
Widget, you worry me ... you are worried that Slave is going to be disappointed?? what about my disappointment??
<<Some women like small trunked gentlemen...they find it cute.>>
No me !!!Comment
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I only have a small willy, but I have got a fast bottom.
I can also lick my own eyebrows.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI only have a small willy, but I have got a fast bottom.
I can also lick my own eyebrows.
fast bottoms are good ... bet it aint faster than my vibrator though !!Comment
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Maybe not, but I will outlast its batteriesOriginally posted by SandyDownfast bottoms are good ... bet it aint faster than my vibrator though !!
and I make breakfast.
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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How about nice bottoms as opposed to fast ones?Originally posted by SandyDownfast bottoms are good ... bet it aint faster than my vibrator though !!Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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