Weekend Plans...

[realityhack]

Call parents and faff/argue about wedding cake.
Suit - appt. with tailor for final fitting. Match accessories with swatch from designer's colour scheme.
Wedding rings - purchase.
Confirm itinerary with travel agent and book flights.
Choose chair covers and matching satin ribbon according to colour scheme.
Gym - really thrash it as I haven't been all week and I feel guilty.
Check out the classic car father-of-bride has arranged for the day.
Badminton Sat evening.
Sun - check out mate's band's demo as they'd like to play at the wedding.
Lunch with 2 other couples, all talking about weddings.
John Lewis - choose more stuff for the gift list. Nearly-Mrs-RH wants me to remove the Mac Pro I put on there - not happening.

Bit of a theme here.

[PAH]

Are you picturing him with those things up his nose too?

Don't pretend you haven't tried it down the local chinese restaurant.

[rootsnall]

I will be attempting to get some sleep in shifts with my Mrs after a tulip week with sick kids. If I recover sufficiently I'll be watching the rugby down the pub tomorrow, otherwise a quiet one.

[Marina]

.. Saturday and Sunday - recover from sound beating.

Good grief.

Well French hookers do call it le vice Anglais ...

[PAH]

Some how that does not surprise me

The way I see it, if a woman is talking to me at all she must be interested, so what she says isn't initially that important.

Doesn't go down too well with the copperettes though I must admit.

[TheFaQQer]

Whats happeneing March 14th?

Whatever it is, sounds like you are on to a loser

It's Steak and a BJ day!!

[Ardesco]

That's probably the best compliment I've ever had off a bird.

Bazza the deep voiced, string vest wearing trucker with moobs!

[PAH]

Bazza the deep voiced, string vest wearing trucker with moobs!

'She' brushed up well in those leaked photos of the proper Christmas do late last year!

Didn't get to see the upskirt one Cailin was kicking off about though. Maybe someone could PM it to me.

[Xenophon]

'She' brushed up well in those leaked photos of the proper Christmas do late last year!

Didn't get to see the upskirt one Cailin was kicking off about though. Maybe someone could PM it to me.

You shoud have attended. She was letting people look up her skirt for 50p a go.

[realityhack]

You shoud have attended. She was letting people look up her skirt for 50p a go.

And it's to her credit that she made enough to buy a packet of crisps.