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Cor Blimey! What a set of Bristols!

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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    How would they be able to massage each other if they were simultaneously eating a big mac, eh? Fantasies must have some basis in reality.
    Yours don't.

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      How would they be able to massage each other if they were simultaneously eating a big mac, eh? Fantasies must have some basis in reality.
      Sorry I forgot to mention that the big macs were being held out by 3 blonde, 20 something scandivian beauties, who are kissing each other. Im not lieing Ive seen it, I know it happens

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        #13
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Anything more than a handful is a waste. or was it mouthful?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
          Sorry I forgot to mention that the big macs were being held out by 3 blonde, 20 something scandivian beauties, who are kissing each other. Im not lieing Ive seen it, I know it happens
          Ah that makes more sense. Are the Scandinavian beauties also eating Big Macs being held out by some lithe Brazilian hotties who are also doing unspeakable things to each other? while also eating big macs being held out by ....
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Ah that makes more sense. Are the Scandinavian beauties also eating Big Macs being held out by some lithe Brazilian hotties who are also doing unspeakable things to each other? while also eating big macs being held out by ....
            girls who get kicked off flights for being "too pretty"
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
              Probably the last UK-owned car manufacturer left (along with Morgan)!
              I see they've still got that showroom in Kensington - been there for ages, if I remember correctly.
              shame they look like badly built kit cars, a fool and his money and all that
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                shame they look like badly built kit cars, a fool and his money and all that

                Agreed, they are horrible. For upper class twits with no sense of value or style.

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                  #18
                  I'm selling this little beauty only 120k

                  http://www.duttonownersclub.co.uk/Ga...ow%20level.JPG
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    I'm selling this little beauty only 120k

                    http://www.duttonownersclub.co.uk/Ga...ow%20level.JPG
                    That's quite high mileage.

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                      #20
                      Not for the ford pinto engine, it's just run in gov
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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