Most odious person in the media

[Chugnut]

She has a fair set of dirty pillows but the face of a seal.

wabs

[hyperD]

Can't stand Piers Moron, although he did have one great line. On hearing that Kate Garraway was getting married to Derek "once a nulabour liar for a living" Draper, he said:

"Oh Kate, if I knew the bar was that low I would have had a go myself"

[The Master]

She has a fair set of dirty pillows but the face of a seal.

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

[The Master]

Some of my best meals have been humans.

They go so well with fava beans and a nice bottle of stout.

Splendid attitude, o trusty minion. There's hope for you yet.

[BoredBloke]

She'd get it

Not from me!

[KathyWoolfe]

Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are humans.

Don't get ME wrong, some of my best friends are and have been non-humans.

[KathyWoolfe]

Can't stand Piers Moron, although he did have one great line. On hearing that Kate Garraway was getting married to Derek "once a nulabour liar for a living" Draper, he said:

"Oh Kate, if I knew the bar was that low I would have had a go myself"

Sounds like something Simon Callow would say

[Churchill]

Sounds like something Simon Callow would say

or Winston Churchill.

[The Master]

Thank you Oh Great and Evil One...

I try to please...

I haven't sent you to the booth for a while. Am I being too lenient?

[KathyWoolfe]

or Winston Churchill.

Nahhh....he was much wittier than that