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Distracted by a hotty
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You know when to get really worried?
When you stay at work late because you fancy the office cleaner, a 40 something foul-mouthed tattooed rotund lady in a tabard and stinking of cleaning products.

Working on a gig away from home can leave you that vulnerable sometimes!Comment
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Originally posted by WotNxt View PostYou know when to get really worried?
When you stay at work late because you fancy the office cleaner, a 40 something foul-mouthed tattooed rotund lady in a tabard and stinking of cleaning products.

Working on a gig away from home can leave you that vulnerable sometimes!
Oh Dear TM
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try to imagine her naked, stepping out of the shower, with beads of water adorning her pert thrusting breasts.
That way, when you see her dressed in the office, it will be much less of a distraction.
I think
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttry to imagine her naked, stepping out of the shower, with beads of water adorning her pert thrusting breasts.
That way, when you see her dressed in the office, it will be much less of a distraction.
She likely wouldnt like you anyway as probably has some level of hygiene standard.....Comment
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As you're in Leicester, can we assume you're at Next?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostHere at ClientCo I sit in the fashion department...Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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Do you have a webcam and video conferencing by any chance?Originally posted by Tensai View PostHmmm... you're probably right.
Just thought, this might count as a business case for getting a 30" monitor which would block the view....
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IMHO I'd be able to take credit card numbers to see this lady on t'internet....Originally posted by Diver View PostDo you have a webcam and video conferencing by any chance?

... but then again, maybe I'm easily impressed.
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I dont sit opposite a hotty anymore but I'm based on the trading floor and there are soooooooooooooooooo mannnyyyy s*xy women about, obviously with only eyes for the traders and wanting to bag one as a husband, unfortantly for me it means Im subjected to lots of short skirts, high heals, tight tops open at the top ggrrrrrr grrrrrrr grrrrrrrComment
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