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Marmite - Love it or Hate it?
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Try it - you might just like it.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
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Check out the website. It's a lot of fun and features a jar angel with halo and wings for those who love it, and jar devil with horns and forked tail for those who hate it.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAwful stuff.
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Had a look. Didn't go quite as far as signing up.Originally posted by Denny View PostCheck out the website. It's a lot of fun and features a jar angel with halo and wings for those who love it, and jar devil with horns and forked tail for those who hate it.
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Originally posted by Denny View PostLooks like your Avitar hates Marmite too.

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Yeah, think I need a new one.Comment
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I hate Marmite.
Why would anyone want to eat what everyone thinks tarmac tastes like?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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In that case, you'll know I've ran out of M'mite when you see me crawling about on my hands and knees, head down licking the roads.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI hate Marmite.
Why would anyone want to eat what everyone thinks tarmac tastes like?
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Come and try my chocolate salty balls!Originally posted by Denny View PostIn that case, you'll know I've ran out of M'mite when you see me crawling about on my hands and knees, head down licking the roads.
Chef.Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.
Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.
Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.
[sniff, sniff, sniff]Last edited by Churchill; 17 February 2008, 10:03.Comment
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Originally posted by Denny View PostIn that case, you'll know I've ran out of M'mite when you see me crawling about on my hands and knees, head down licking the roads.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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