IT expert pockets Euromillions

[PAH]

Christ, how I wish that was me.

I'd need to find a new woman to help me spend it though.

I somehow think they'd find you!

[cue The Warriors soundtrack: "Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide..."]

You'd be like Benny Hill with a pack of women chasing you, trying to get their gold-digger claws into your wallet.

[miffy]

I somehow think they'd find you!

[cue The Warriors soundtrack: "Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide..."]

You'd be like Benny Hill with a pack of women chasing you, trying to get their gold-digger claws into your wallet.

How right you are. They can always sniff out money.

You best be careful out in Manchester tomorrow though

Longer term I think hookers have a better ROI.

[Francko]

Christ, how I wish that was me.

I'd need to find a new woman to help me spend it though.

I thought AtW would be the only one to ask for that even if 6.5M were in his bank account.

[PAH]

How right you are. They can always sniff out money.

You best be careful out in Manchester tomorrow though

Longer term I think hookers have a better ROI.

Hookers are certainly my future. For women I prefer to pay as I come, rather than commit to a long term contract, which always have some rather hefty get out clauses.

[BoredBloke]

I've just found out that it's me - which is strange as I didn't buy a ticket. It seems they just pull your email out at random. Right I'm off to tell this lot here where they can shove this job.


EURO MILLIONS LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL,
164 ADELAIDE ROAD,CAMDEN,LONDON,UNITED KINGDOM
FROM: THE DESK OF THE ONLINE DIRECTOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT.
Reference Number:UK/EMl2008/01NIO
Batch Number:7GB/M5/0DOE

Dear Winner,
Congratulations, you have just won yourself 2,000,000.00 Euro.
(Two Million Euro) in the
satellite software email lottery conducted By EURO MILLIONS in which
e-mail addresses are
picked randomly by Software powered by the Internet.

contact our Promotions Manager,
Mr.Allen Roland
TEL:+44-704-571-8193
FAX:+44-870-974-2858
Email:[email protected]

You are to forward the following details to enable us clear your
file:
1, Full Names:
2, Winning E-mail:
3, Reference Number:
4, Batch Number:
5, Mobile/Telephone number:
6, country:

Yours faithfully,
MRS.JULIA BERMAN
EURO MILLION ONLINE DIRECTOR
UNITED KINGDOM.

[oracleslave]

I've just found out that it's me - which is strange as I didn't buy a ticket. It seems they just pull your email out at random. Right I'm off to tell this lot here where they can shove this job.

Lucky you. I only won £7.20. Am happier with the email I got than yours though

[daviejones]

Can't be anyone from here as there are no IT experts on here...

[PAH]

Can't be anyone from here as there are no IT experts on here...

According to Die Hard 4.0, there are no IT experts anywhere, except locked away in their bedrooms with the ability to hack into any network on earth. They can even re-direct power to their home whilst all the neighbours are still lights out. Not forgetting the ability to get connections to anywhere via a pda and some particularly open satellite systems. Almost makes the alien virus in Independence Day believable.

I must admit, those multi-screen arrays look kind of cool. Would be wasted on me though, my work ratio is sufficiently low so I can cope on just one monitor. Just doing my bit to save the planet.

[TheFaQQer]

wendigo100 has not been on for a while but I know he isn't from where this guy is supposed to come from.

MobileCheese, Burdock, Old Greg, Richard_af...

PLEASE tell me it;s not El Duder.