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    #11
    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    What does one have to do to be numpty of the day?

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      #12
      Originally posted by beaker View Post
      What does one have to do to be numpty of the day?
      1) Login as Churchill

      2) Drone on in tedious fashion about a range of topics you have no understanding of.

      3) Ensure that whilst acting upon 2) above you remeber to be as tedious, obnoxious, and prejudicial as possible.

      4) Always ensure that your posts contain little or no factual content and are padded out with sectarian/racial innuendo whenever feasible.

      5) Remember to periodically remind everyone that you are a Mason, as if this were some badge of honour.

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