Is this getting irritated thing a constant or is it once every 4 weeks or so?
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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There is something oh so wrong about a bloke singing that song!Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
you reminded me of the movie 'Anger Management'
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
It's like going down on your sister, it tastes the same but it's just wrong!Comment
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...and I thought I was a naughty boy.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt's like going down on your sister, it tastes the same but it's just wrong!

That is SO wrong.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Made me laugh the first time I heard it too! I've just been waiting for an excuse to use it!Originally posted by Xenophon View Post...and I thought I was a naughty boy.

That is SO wrong.

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It is a good one - I'll give you that!Originally posted by Churchill View PostMade me laugh the first time I heard it too! I've just been waiting for an excuse to use it!
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Did you have the same inclinations about this time last month sandy?Originally posted by SandyDown View PostHow does one avoide feeling so irritated about anything.... I am not sure what's happening, recently I've been sooooo irritable, in every meeting I feel like standing up and shouting: 'Shove it up yer arse'
This is not normal for me, usually am cool, and full of smiles (well fake ones) but recently I just want to murder work people!! tuk tuk tuk.. anyone has a remedy (arrrrrrgh why did I have to mention Remedy .....flip $hit and shove it up yer arse !!)“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Ok, I discovered the reason, today am very happy- I believe the irrtation is associated with every IT delivery day (or lets say, every IT lack of delivery day) tomorrow is going to be another day, we had an all day workshop today discussing solution they built, hope the permie IT developers got it now.... if they fail yet again, its going to be another irritating day... but its OK, I'll just come here and take it out on you....Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostDid you have the same inclinations about this time last month sandy?Comment
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