Job offer

[Moose423956]

Just received via email:

Hello,

We are a busy property rentals company looking for a part time administrator.

To work for us you need to

Be enthusiastic
Be hard working
Not be put off by constantly changing job
Be good at time keeping
Have excellent computer and administrative skills
Have a good telephone manner

We have a good salary offer in return.

Email[email protected] for more info.

Wow, just the sort of job I've always wanted!

[Cheshire Cat]

Wow! Bite their hand off.

[TheFaQQer]

Sounds fantastic.

I just fall down on: being enthusiastic, hard working, my time keeping skills, computer skills, admin skills and phone manner. Oh, and I don't like a constantly changing job.

[thunderlizard]

"Be enthusiastic" - what, just in general? Don't you have to be enthusiastic about something?

[tim123]

WTF does "be good at timekeeping" mean?

Are they really just saying "gets into work on time each day?"

Why is that an issue?

tim