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The episode of TDUDP where the scouse git tried to explain to Alf about the workings of inflation after Alf had complemented the Government for causing his house to be worth £20000 would still be topical.If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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They are rare but i can swear on oath that they do existOriginally posted by Chantho View PostAttractive women who work in ITCoffee's for closersComment
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They still do it, it's just the name of the games that has changed. try the following:Originally posted by snaw View PostKids playing football on the street.
Or actually, just kids playing on the street.
Tag -> Mug somebody
Football -> Kick the crap out of somebody
I-Spy -> Shout Verbal abuse at somebody
Hide and Seek -> Hide under a hoodie
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There were a few at my first place of work, many years ago, they usually wore mini-skirts as well (good-old-days smilie)Originally posted by Troll View PostNever seen that
If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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You need to go to Norwich on the 'One' network.Originally posted by Pinto View Postslam-door trains
One train, one time, one toilet.Comment
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bowler hats (except on Orangemen and Remembrance Day parades)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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