IMHO Bernanke is shooting his load too early, if you'll pardon the gross analogy ...
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US cuts interest rates again - 3% now
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Why would the cricket selectors choose interest rates?Originally posted by milanbenes View Postexpect the ECB to cut rates by 0.25% in about 2 years time.Comment
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed
that his room is not yet ready.
"I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We
are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you
will have to share the room with others", he is told
by the doorman.
Einstein says that this is no problem at all and
that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So
the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert
is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.
"See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"
"Why that's wonderful!" Says Albert. "We can discuss
mathematics!"
"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"
"Why that's wonderful!" Says Albert. "We can discuss
physics!"
"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"
"That's Wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays
at the theater!"
Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's
hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm
sorry, but my IQ is only 80."
Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do
you think interest rates are headed?"Comment
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Bernanke is acting like a geek looking for a prom date. Wall street keeps hiking its mini-skirt and he keeps chasing it. It'll all end in tears.Comment
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