Happy 10th anniversary (to me)

[bogeyman]

Bogeyman is Captain Jack and I certainly don't want to claim my free hand-job!

I don't do doggie

[bogeyman]

I'm saving myself for the inevitable excursion into prison for tax evasion. Though with my luck they'll actually be like a prison when I get there. No internet porn, no TV, no pizza deliveries.

And all because I said I was commuting up and down the country every weekend, claiming travel expenses, when in reality I was holed up in a brothel at the weekends with a brass called Mildred. By George I've screwed up.

Ha ha! Clever that!

There seems to be an intelligence of some sort lurking in PAH. But I can't quite put my finger on it.

Not as stupid a kvnt as he makes out, that one.

[Archangel]

On 1st Oct I "celebrate" 20 years as a contractor...

Hey Brillo, you are me and I claim my £5!

I also started contracting on 1/10/1988 (at ICI Blackley)

Not had a day out of contract since. (tempting fate)