Tulip Poll Of The Day Ashley And Cheryl

[Clippy]

I don't reckon anything as I have no idea who these people are. Was there supposed to be a poll?

The poll would be as follows:

Will Cheryl Cole leave millionaire footballer Ashley Cole after revelations of his extra marital affairs?

Yes - He has made a mockery of their wedding vows
No - The gutter press are being nasty and making these stories up
I am AndyW's long lost twin.

[basshead]

He had sex with me and told me he didn't need to wear a condom because they were only scabs, not warts.

[Sysman]

Sorry this was posted in error I thought better of it and closed browser thinking it wouldnt post but it did sorry, admins please delete.

It didn't work for TPD. Why should this thread be any different?

[TheFaQQer]

Posted in error, thought better of it, closed browser and didnt think it would post but it did, sorry PLEASE DELETE

I suspect it will quietly slip off the end of the rankings never to be seen again.

[sasguru]

I suspect it will quietly slip off the end of the rankings never to be seen again.

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you

[TheFaQQer]

I agree with sasguru.

[Churchill]

I agree with sasguru.

I don't, as a matter of principle!

Oh bollocks!

[TheFaQQer]

I don't, as a matter of principle!

Oh bollocks!

Close.

The correct line was actually "Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister."

[Churchill]

Close.

The correct line was actually "Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister."

I haven't got one, can I borrow yours?

[TheFaQQer]

I haven't got one, can I borrow yours?

Alas, you need to ask Gunnery Sergeant Hartman for his.