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    #id
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    As of Friday I will be involuntarily benched, I'm a support monkey with a 2 month old baby and my wife thinks she's having a year off.

    Uber doomed.
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Do you want fries with that?
    and an A-level

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      #id
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      and an A-level
      Oh bugger... I'm not qualified to flip burgers.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #id
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Oh bugger... I'm not qualified to flip burgers.
        You will be with a Maccalaureate.

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          #id
          Wahoo!

          Interview for a similar role.... Boomed again ...maybe.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #id
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Wahoo!

            Interview for a similar role.... Boomed again ...maybe.
            Fingers crossed then.

            If you get the gig will you be investing in more dimmer switches then?
            Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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              #id
              Originally posted by miffy View Post
              Fingers crossed then.

              If you get the gig will you be investing in more dimmer switches then?
              I won’t worry about the bills when I get a new gig, its funny how I only economise when my income is under threat.

              I’d better ring the wife to stop her cancelling sky sports!
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #id
                Benched?

                I did that to my significant other at lunchtime...

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                  #id
                  Last time I was on the bench it ended up with me getting a restraining order to keep away from the parks.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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