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    #11
    Plot out an old-fashioned killing spree. To make the hours fly by, there's nothing quite like working out the order you plan to off your colleagues with a Hilti gun.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Rantor View Post
      Plot out an old-fashioned killing spree. To make the hours fly by, there's nothing quite like working out the order you plan to off your colleagues with a Hilti gun.
      politicians

      Uzi
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #13

        Everybody Seems to think I'm Lazy
        I don't mind - I think they're Crazy
        Running around at such a Speed
        Till they find - theres no need

        Please dont wake me -
        No dont shake me
        Leave me where I am
        I'm only Sleeping

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          #14
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post

          Everybody Seems to think I'm Lazy
          I don't mind - I think they're Crazy
          Running around at such a Speed
          Till they find - theres no need

          Please dont wake me -
          No dont shake me
          Leave me where I am
          I'm only Sleeping
          Then you may as well join Wordsworth and die
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #15
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            Then you may as well join Wordsworth and die

            Has anybody else noticed how friendly people are these days ?

            If Words could kill
            They'd probably will -
            Jeux Sans Frontiers
            War without Tears

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