I've often toyed with having a go at working in MacDonalds just to set some of the little Hitlers who work as shift supervisors straight. When one of them's giving it the big "I am" ordering every one around and telling them to work faster (or spouting all those American motivational phrases) I've often thought how much fun it would be for one of the junior flippers to just completely bawl them out.
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Working at McDonalds for a week..
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tpdOriginally posted by Clippy View Post2UK, think you would fail the hygiene test - you are too hairy.Comment
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I often come to local McDonalds and offer £10k in cash to any member of staff who would quit the job there and then. Usually all of them go - a bit prices but lots of fun.
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And whose fault is that ? Do i have to go for every damn thing online ?Originally posted by Clippy View Post2UK, think you would fail the hygiene test - you are too hairy.Comment
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Does that mean I can't work there either?Originally posted by Clippy View Post2UK, think you would fail the hygiene test - you are too hairy.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Forget about the hair, you don't have enough acne!Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostDoes that mean I can't work there either?Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Comment
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Wot the fat bint said.Originally posted by Denny View PostMines' a king size burger with cheese, easy on the onion, but generous with the tomato and lettuce. Plus a large fries and Sprite please.Comment
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I've pondered the same thing but with Tesco's as a shelf stacker, wander round all day with a pallet of beans, no stress, no PM's on my back ....like you say its almost a holiday with a bit of exercise thrown in.
Not sure I could cope with MC Sh!te serving burgers to the fake Burbury clad 18yr olds in their rusty corsa's all day and listening to some fat bit screaming at litle Brittany and Justin to shut the F%^K up! with a Berkley red hanging out of her gob.Last edited by shelby68; 29 January 2008, 08:38.Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Here is some insight into the Sockpuppet family (extended).
I have an Uncle who used to work for the BoE. He was on shed loads. Couple of k a day easily. He gave it all up to go and work for mfi selling furniture. He loves it.
My Dads-Mums-Sisters-Son (not sure what relation that makes him to me) used to live in Africa. He was/is an IT genius. Massive house, swimming pool etc. Left his job and got offers from all over the world to move there and work. He opted to work in a Sainsburys stacking shelves. Now lives with a new woman and loves it.Comment
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Second CousinOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostMy Dads-Mums-Sisters-Son (not sure what relation that makes him to me)
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