Who's the biggest dork here?

[Denny]

Dork and Denny don't belong in the same thought process.

[realityhack]

Dork and Denny don't belong in the same thought process.

They do now.

[sasguru]

But leave sasguru one - he is pretty amusing at times (on his day).

Yes sasguru is the favourite of all my created characters...but I may give the Spartacus and Scaroth characters more air time. Not to mention Cassus Deli.

[Denny]

Me, me, pick me! Me me me me.

A bit of reverse psychology in action, I think. Now you are guaranteed not to be picked.

[Churchill]

I'm 6ft 8" tall so surely I'm the biggest Dork...

[sasguru]

A bit of reverse psychology in action, I think. Now you are guaranteed not to be picked.

Not much gets past your razor sharp brain, eh

[Denny]

They do now.

A few strategic miscalculations on the maths thread, a few aimless comments and misdirections on recruitment and ir35 matters, make friends with Malvolio and the title's mine.

Plot, plot, plot, plot.....[read Machiavelli] plot....plot....plot....

[Churchill]

A few strategic miscalculations on the maths thread, a few aimless comments and misdirections on recruitment and ir35 matters, make friends with Malvolio and the title's mine.

Plot, plot, plot, plot.....[read Machiavelli] plot....plot....plot....

When was the last time you were right-royally shagged?

You seem to be craving attention.

Are you not getting enough?

[sasguru]

When was the last time you were right-royally shagged?

atw seems to be putting himself up for the job - if only he knew how ...

[Denny]

I'm 6ft 8" tall so surely I'm the biggest Dork...

Dorks are not daft, instead they have delusions of being bright and so think they are writing intelligent, impressively knowledgeable answers that don't convince anyone. Dorkdum is the province of the deluded and unaware, not the daft.

You would fail hopelessly because you don't even attempt to appear brainy.