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    #31
    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    I have "pushed the envelope" in my dealings with HMRC
    isn't that compulsary?

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      #32
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      I've had Internet sex with Liz Hurley (there are better pictures than that of her).
      so did I. and she told me I was the only one...

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        #33
        I once poo'd on the back steps of a church.


        I really dont know what I was thinking - I was only about 5, and didn't normally go to the toilet outside....it still haunts me to this day.

        The "friends" I was with ran and told my nana what I'd done, she rang my mam....a very odd day ensued.

        Not my finest moment..although I'd question why I was allowed out on my own at that age
        The pope is a tard.

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          #34
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          I once poo'd on the back steps of a church.


          I really dont know what I was thinking - I was only about 5, and didn't normally go to the toilet outside....it still haunts me to this day.

          The "friends" I was with ran and told my nana what I'd done, she rang my mam....a very odd day ensued.

          Not my finest moment..although I'd question why I was allowed out on my own at that age
          35

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            #35
            Originally posted by tay View Post
            35
            Kneel before Bod

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              #36
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              I once poo'd on the back steps of a church.
              Holy carp.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Holy carp.
                I see what you've done there.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                  Holy carp.
                  No, that's what the Vicar did when he walked out of the church, slipped on SA's present and went flying down the stairs upside down.....

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                    I see what you've done there.
                    I'm just happy all the brain power I put into that wasn't wasted.

                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #40
                      At uni I used to get extra time for exams as I was a bit special. As well as extra time they used to put me in a room on my own with no one mointoring me

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