left or right foot?

[Alf W]

We're all 'sh*tting into the same bowl' on this one.

[TimberWolf]

The left every time. Which tinpot regiment were you all in?

So the right foot is your left foot

[thunderlizard]

Correctamundo. And after that, the right is the one that's left.

[Diver]

What is he has no bottle? What hand should he fold the bottle in?

I think the easiest option would be to simply go in his pants.

Oh, he will, he will

When they replace him with an offshore outsource asset, due of course, to the coming recession

[OwlHoot]

Ah ha, the 'chocolate foot' problem. This is a skill one has to learn to be involved in cycle racing, most notably in MTB and track. There are lots of exercises, but they all amount to the same thing: being able to start with the correct foot.

HTH

You can't be serious. I know racing cyclists wee "on the hoof". But I never would have believed they, you know, wouldn't stop for anything ...