left or right foot?

[Clippy]

Hmm, interesting dilemma.

What colour is your chair?

[Spacecadet]

Hmm, interesting dilemma.

What colour is your chair?

either black or very dark grey, I can't decide

[BoredBloke]

I just realised I had made the assupmtion that you only requried a number 1. On re reading this I had obvously not thought of the number 2 aspect of this. While the pants option still is a goer, I'd consider using somebody elses pants. Or on you desk - the cleaners would pobably move it for you later - clear desk policy and all that.

[chef]

surely it depends on if your regular or goofy?

[Clippy]

either black or very dark grey, I can't decide

Ah, that's where your problem is.
If it was brown, you could have shat at your desk.

[TimberWolf]

What is he has no bottle? What hand should he fold the bottle in?

Easy, make an origami paper cup. And nice saucer if you is posh.

Supplementary question: What's the greatest volume of liquid that can be held in an (impervious) folded or glued A4 sheet of paper? I believe this isn’t easy to solve and I don’t know the solution (other than that it's urine in this case).

[MrsGoof]

surely it depends on if your regular or goofy?

why what problem does he have. He hasn't mentioned it to me

[hyperD]

Do a Borat and defecate in a plastic bag.

[threaded]

Chocolate foot

Help! I need to ... but can't decide which foot to start ... with.

Ah ha, the 'chocolate foot' problem. This is a skill one has to learn to be involved in cycle racing, most notably in MTB and track. There are lots of exercises, but they all amount to the same thing: being able to start with the correct foot.

HTH

[thunderlizard]

which foot?

The left every time. Which tinpot regiment were you all in?