Do you give blood?

[DiscoStu]

Least you tried which is more than some people.

[Denny]

Nothing like altruism is there...

Next time I get a nose bleed I'll stick an empty milk bottle under my nostrils.

[DiscoStu]

Next time I get a nose bleed I'll stick an empty milk bottle under my nostrels.

nostrils

With an attitude like that you're almost undeserving of a transfusion should you ever need one.

[Denny]

nostrils

With an attitude like that you're almost undeserving of a transfusion should you ever need one.

I'm scared of needles.

[Gonzo]

I used to donate when I was a permie and they would visit the premises to collect, but I haven't since I have been contracting.

I always found it good to go out on the lash in the evening after giving blood - they have taken away 12% of your blood so you can get 12% more pissed*.







*I know that the maths is not quite right there but I wasn't being serious.

[dude69]

they should pay people, because if they ain't got enough blood than obviously incentives are needed

there's nowt more efficient than the market.

[Diver]

Refused mine because I caught Malaria in Mozambique (now Maputo) 1979

[BrilloPad]

My blood type is too common, so I don't bother. There's probably barrels of it already there for use, so my contribution probably wouldn't earn me more than a digestive and a cup of tea, even at Christmas.

Of course "O" type blood can be given to anyone so you are a universal donor.

[BrilloPad]

I'm scared of needles.

So am I. I detest needles. But I have forced myself through 61 donations now.

[daviejones]

Yes, every 12 weeks...