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    #11
    "Dont diss ma boyz from da hood!"

    As I know you love that sort of street lingo.

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      #12
      Originally posted by tay View Post
      "Dont diss ma boyz from da hood!"

      As I know you love that sort of street lingo.
      or

      "Don't hate the playa, hate the game".

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        #13
        Long, hard and received by my wife on her wedding night.

        (The surname Xenophon)
        Last edited by TimberWolf; 8 January 2008, 13:40.

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          #14
          Great stuff everyone. Keep 'em coming!

          P.S. I am single...

          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

            P.S. I am single...
            Ah really? Did you not manage to sort things out?

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            Wayhay!!!

            Grab your ribbed ones ladies - Xen is back, for our pleasure
            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Ah really? Did you not manage to sort things out?

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              Wayhay!!!

              Grab your ribbed ones ladies - Xen is back, for our pleasure
              I think we have a winner.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Grab your ribbed ones ladies - Xen is back, for our pleasure
                That's gotta be it !
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  That's gotta be it !
                  It's grammatically incorrect - it should say "Grab a ribbed one, ladies. Xen is back for your pleasure" rather than "our pleasure".

                  So it can't be a winner.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    It's grammatically incorrect - it should say "Grab a ribbed one, ladies. Xen is back for your pleasure" rather than "our pleasure".

                    So it can't be a winner.
                    Why a ribbed one? Is it because Xen is so smooooth?

                    (shudder) IGMC

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Why a ribbed one? Is it because Xen is so smooooth?

                      (shudder) IGMC
                      It's a good question - surely if he was that good, a normal one would do rather than needing some man-made stimulation?
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