CUK Northern Do

[realityhack]

Ok, if you're me, what number am I thinking of?

69 - I bet you it's 69. Captain Jack wouldn't be able to think of any other number. I watch Torchwood, I should know.

[Xenophon]

Having some homoerotic internal power struggle are we Captain/Xen? Erm, wrestling with oneself, are we?

It is gonna go off. Everyone back away. Don't look. Turn your heads its about to get crazy. We’re gonna make animal noises.

[Xenophon]

69 - I bet you it's 69.

Gah! You're me!

[Captain Jack]

Next you're going to tell me your favourite sandwich is ham and tomato with mustard.

[realityhack]

Genuine coffee + keyboard moment there.

CM - The Hag Night is a must-do, lets make plans.

[Zippy]

No, I'm Xenophon.

I'm fairly certain I'm not ...

[Xenophon]

Next you're going to tell me your favourite sandwich is ham and tomato with mustard.

Gah! This is freaky.

The room's starting to spin... 'cause of all the gayness.

/passout

[Captain Jack]

The room's starting to spin... 'cause of all the gayness.

So, what handkerchiefs do you wear in your back pocket?

[realityhack]

Gah! This is freaky.

The room's starting to spin... 'cause of all the gayness.

/passout

Hmm... that'll be the rohypnol you just put in your own drink.

[Xenophon]

I'm fairly certain I'm not ...

Thanks Zipaloolah. It is nice to hear some sense in amongst this pageant of nonsense...