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Are you making a new year resolution this year?

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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Are you making a new year resolution this year?
    Yeah 2.

    A: To see how far I can push the joke with CM about wanting to ride her sister like the pony I never had.


    B: To ride CMs sister like the pony I never had.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      Yeah 2.

      A: To see how far I can push the joke with CM about wanting to ride her sister like the pony I never had.


      B: To ride CMs sister like the pony I never had.
      Will try to drop that into TPD. Will you use riding hat? jodpers? spurs? bridle?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        Yeah 2.

        A: To see how far I can push the joke with CM about wanting to ride her sister like the pony I never had.


        B: To ride CMs sister like the pony I never had.


        Her cousin might be a better bet, IIRC.
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          #14
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


          Her cousin might be a better bet, IIRC.
          Might have to get CM to bring her to the northern do as well. Could have me a three-some





          I am really walking on thin ice here

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Will try to drop that into TPD. Will you use riding hat? jodpers? spurs? bridle?
            Don't forget the branding iron.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Newbie000 View Post
              Yes. Handing in notice as permiedom has got to me.

              I am yielding to my natural tendencies and going contracting!

              Maybe not the best time to do this with all the doom and gloom in the air.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                Don't forget the branding iron.

                I took that as obvious - whenever going out I make sure I carry a condom and a branding iron.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  Yeah 2.

                  A: To see how far I can push the joke with CM about wanting to ride her sister like the pony I never had.


                  B: To ride CMs sister like the pony I never had.
                  You are so dead, you little tulip

                  She needs a ride anyway... it's been a while
                  Bazza gets caught
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


                    Her cousin might be a better bet, IIRC.
                    She's 18....
                    Bazza gets caught
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      She's 18....
                      remind me again - is 18 more than 16?

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