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"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
Too late - I was humming it as I tried to remember the wordsOriginally posted by daviejones View PostThanks...now I am gonna be humming it all day ...
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Right, now to get it as a ringtone, then persuade people to ring it all day. How annoying would that be?Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostToo late - I was humming it as I tried to remember the words"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I downloaded Christmas Hits 07 (sad, I know) the other day, and "Proper Chrimbo" by Bo' Selecta takes some beating..."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Malcolm Middleton's "We're All Going To Die"
http://www.malcolmmiddleton.co.uk/news.htm
http://www.wereallgoingtodie.co.uk/ NSFWDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Driving home for Christmas, always brings a tear to Futurewife's eye."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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"the 12 days of christmas" but not the usual version, rather the one with "Lord Montagu of Beaulieu" on day 1 etc.Originally posted by WindyAnna View PostIf you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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Got the words for this Chantho? I've been looking for them for years.Originally posted by Chantho View Post
I remember
Five boy scouts,
four something something
three French Whores
two tuliphouse doors.
And my Lord Montagu of Beaulieu
But I've lost the other lines.........Comment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by RSoles View Post
There are various choices for the different days, particularly 9-12, but one version is, from memory
12 t1ts a twanging
11 leaping lesbians
10 torn-off tools
9 gnawed-off nipples
8 aching @rseholes
7 syphilitics
6 sex-starved spinsters
5 choir boys !!
4 boy scouts
3 French whores
2 tuliphouse doors
and my Lord Montague of Beaulieu (he's a poof!)If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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