The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[BrilloPad]

Dear Brillopad,

By coincidence I was in the Talbot pub in Stilton today. Do you want me to bring some Stilton Cheese back for you?

Or will anything with a blue vein do?

The Stilton was for SandyDown/Spartacus. But make mine a double whisky please.

Anything blue vein - yes please. The Duke Of Westminster. I used to live next to his younger brother you know. Bevin Square in Wandsworth.

[Churchill]

Dear BrilloPad, given two identical wireless sets(Set A & Set B) tuned to exactly the same frequency receiving white noise.

On analysing the audio received, will the "white noise" be the same at the same instant on both sets in the following cases :

1. The sets close together
2. The sets separated by 1 mile
3. The sets separated by 50 miles

Yours Threaded, the amateur radio impersonator.

[BrilloPad]

Dear BrilloPad, given two identical wireless sets(Set A & Set B) tuned to exactly the same frequency receiving white noise.

On analysing the audio received, will the "white noise" be the same at the same instant on both sets in the following cases :

1. The sets close together
2. The sets separated by 1 mile
3. The sets separated by 50 miles

Yours Threaded, the amateur radio impersonator.

by white noise I assume you mean Radio 1. The answers are yes, no, maybe. But I am not saying which is for which case!

BTW my friend is a broadcaster. Was at the Led Zepp gig. Was in Covent Garden doing a piece on air when Robert Plant walked past on his mobile! So he could say "I am here with Robeert Plant" truthfully.

He got Robert Plant's signature on a newspaper with his photo on the front.

[Diver]

BrilloPad - Where's Beaker and AtW?

[BrilloPad]

BrilloPad - Where's Beaker and AtW?

I gave Beaker a nervous breakdown.

Atw got fed up with talking to you.

HTH

[Diver]

I gave Beaker a nervous breakdown.

Atw got fed up with talking to you.

HTH

But I have squirrels

I really do

In my new garden

I want to know from AtW how to coax them closer

[BrilloPad]

But I have squirrels

I really do

In my new garden

I want to know from AtW how to coax them closer

And your question is?

[beaker]

I gave Beaker a nervous breakdown.

Best thing that ever happened to me really...

[BrilloPad]

Best thing that ever happened to me really...

And your question is?

[beaker]

And your question is?

I'm dead. I have no more questions.