It's not officially Xmas until after my birthday I'm afraid. So can you all please hold thous horses!
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May I be the first to wish you a merry christmas?
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostIt's not officially Xmas until after my birthday I'm afraid. So can you all please hold thous horses!Comment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postseasional felicitations to you all
If you're female, I might take you up on it, thanks!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou're offering blow-jobs?
If you're male, I might take you up the gary, thanks!Comment
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Ahh Christmas, sponsored by Argos, Currys,Tesco, Scottish and Newcastle and Iceland. A great British tradition, but why every year do religious people try to hijack our celebration of gluttony and commercialism, with their dogooder ways. How dare they!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDecember the 14th? Are you having a party?
I must be getting oldThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostProbably staying in this year - no party or booze or anything...and I'm going to come into work too, for the first year ever!
I must be getting oldComment
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostBe carefull Churchill, you've only just got your licence back...
Glad to see you've not gained a sense of humour in my absence!Comment
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