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I'ts coz I didn't go. none of my many admirers turned upOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostEight? Is that all? I thought there would be hundreds there.

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Yeah. As if!Originally posted by Diver View PostI'ts coz I didn't go. none of my many admirers turned up


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There would have been a lot more females anywayOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostYeah. As if!
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I've just made friends with an unbelievably gorgeous Swedish girl called Olivia. I told her I was 32, and she believed me! hahahahaComment
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And how old is she?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI've just made friends with an unbelievably gorgeous Swedish girl called Olivia. I told her I was 32, and she believed me! hahahahaThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Go back to sleep and finish the dream. tell us the rest in the morning when you are fully awakeOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostI've just made friends with an unbelievably gorgeous Swedish girl called Olivia. I told her I was 32, and she believed me! hahahaha
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I see you slept well for a changeOriginally posted by Diver View PostGo back to sleep and finish the dream. tell us the rest in the morning when you are fully awake

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Absolutely delightful.Originally posted by Fortune GreenMmmmmm......Swedish........The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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