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    #11
    That's sick. Let's hear more wholesome stories about what women stick in their front bottoms.

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      #12
      They had a guy who got his mobile stuck up there. It still got a reception as it started ringing.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        They had a guy who got his mobile stuck up there. It still got a reception as it started ringing.
        By 'ringing', do mean making a noise or as a verb for comming out?

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          #14
          Oh, I see, that was the hole point of the joke. In which case:


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            #15
            Obviously he didn't want to get pregnant.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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