Secret Santa Help Needed

[DiscoStu]

"How to change tapes for Dummies" by Milan Publishing Limited.

You'll make up the lost £10 in a 1/2 days pay.

HTH

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[alreadypacked]

I need some inspiration. I have to buy a Secret Santa present before Monday, and I'm stuck for ideas.

It's for a chap, he's a Chelsea fan, commutes a LONG way to work. His car was recently written off by a mechanic who noddyed something up with the engine.

Can anyone think of a witty and relevant present?

Cheers
Moose

For someone I don't know "Tinsel wig", for a cute guy "Fur lined handcuffs"

HTH

and bye the way Moose you know what that's for

[Moose423956]

for a cute guy "Fur lined handcuffs"

There's no way I'm buying any bloke fur-lined handcuffs. What if he finds out it was me?

[alreadypacked]

There's no way I'm buying any bloke fur-lined handcuffs. What if he finds out it was me?

You seem to think he's cute, what's the problem.

[Moose423956]

You seem to think he's cute, what's the problem.

I NEVER said he was cute!

[alreadypacked]

I NEVER said he was cute!

I said I would get them for a cute guy, so if you want to get them you must think he's cute.

[Moose423956]

I said I would get them for a cute guy, so if you want to get them you must think he's cute.

I don't want to get them for him. Whether he's cute or not. And I don't think he's cute. So there!

[Ruprect]

Methinks he doth protest too much

[Moose423956]

Methinks he doth protest too much

We both have beards, it would be like Velcro!

[Ruprect]

I take it this isn't (b) then!