Chimps beat students in cognitive skills test

[SueEllen]

In South America during the summer, they nicked a ladder. escaped from a zoo, and beat a Taxi driver to death. close enough.
The lead chimp was called Satan apparently

But did they down any beer?

[Diver]

True, but I am proud to be dumb

The benefits of stupidity should never be underestimated.

My Grandad always said "Act stupid and never volunteer, Keeps you out of no end of trouble in the army"

[Diver]

But did they down any beer?

No they nicked the Taxi, drove to the airport, flew to the UK and are currently posing as contractors and posting in this thread

[EternalOptimist]

Whats photographic memory got to do with cognitive skills ?
My camera has a photographic memory but I wouldnt ask it to explain Heisenburgs uncertainty principle to a class of students

[wendigo100]

Our students aren't up to the chimp standard, sadly... we have to make do with howler monkeys.

The noise is deafening.

As bad as the drumming?

Actually, it's stopped here for the day.

[DimPrawn]

Whats photographic memory got to do with cognitive skills ?
My camera has a photographic memory but I wouldnt ask it to explain Heisenburgs uncertainty principle to a class of students

Nothing, but how else was I going to have a dig at students and touchy cheesey people in one post?