How much will you spend on a significant other this Xmas?

[Andy2]

I do my christmas shopping in poundland
now beat that

[Apache]

I do my christmas shopping in poundland
now beat that

You could just buy them a lottery ticket - that would be £1 flat but it's a gift with potential.

[Bagpuss]

I do my christmas shopping in poundland
now beat that

They love it when you enquire "How much is this?"

[daviejones]

I knew a contractor that went into a charity shop to buy his wife a jacket and haggled with the woman on the price as he thought it was just too expensive...now that is just too tight in my opinion...

[The Master]

The master has already done that one, though.

I did, but I deleted it again as I didn't want to get banned in the new CUK climate of fear.

Oh, what the hell...

That's funny because I splashed all over your missus last week and she loved it.

[Churchill]

You still missed the opportunity to point out that he only splashed out over his misses once a year Who's the dim bint now?!!!

Still, if she's charging £500 for a cumshot, she's either bloody good, or very expensive... <ahem>allegedly...

[sasguru]

That's funny because I splashed all over your missus last week and she loved it.

Not you too!

[Lucifer Box]

Not you too!

Now there's a coincidence and a half. I'm beginning to think she might be DCJ's mum.

[tay]

I only spend about £10 or £20

Xmas pressies are over rated self indulgent bollox.

[threaded]

Girlie wants one of those widescreen HDTVs in her office and one of them Nokia 8800s to go with the new car (apparently she likes the ring tones, wants a 'his and her' with these engraved jobbies, and thinks as there's only 500 they'll be a collectors item in a few years. Girls, what do they know?)