Originally posted by zeitghost
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Now the government pays for heroin for addicts from your taxes:
I think it's about time that the public were given a properly itemised breakdown of their monthly NI/TAX bill, showing where every single penny goes. It might help focus people's attention on how this goverment (or any successor governments) are squandering our wages.
Mr BGG : Monthly Tax Breakdown
£3.99 Contribution to the Heroin Users Allowance Fund
£1.31 Contribution to the Illegal Immigrants Lifestlye Fund
£2.79 Contribution to the Goverment War on Terrorism Fund
£4.74 Contribution to the Black Lesbian Muslims with HIV ACPO's Fund
£2.23 Contribution to the Free Condoms for the Under 16's Fund
£9.37 Contribution to the MP's Expenses Fund
£0.01 Contribution to the Christian UK fund
£88.31 Contribution to the Overseas Fight Poverty Fund for Africa
£0.20 Contribution to the Royal British Legion
£8.26 Contribution to the Suicide Bombers Wounded in Iraq Fund
etc etcOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostShould read : Now you pay for heroin for addicts from your taxes:
I think it's about time that the public were given a properly itemised breakdown of their monthly NI/TAX bill, showing where every single penny goes. It might help focus people's attention on how this goverment (or any successor governments) are squandering our wages.
Mr BGG : Monthly Tax Breakdown
£3.99 Contribution to the Heroin Users Allowance Fund
£1.31 Contribution to the Illegal Immigrants Lifestlye Fund
£2.79 Contribution to the Goverment War on Terrorism Fund
£4.74 Contribution to the Black Lesbian Muslims with HIV ACPO's Fund
£2.23 Contribution to the Free Condoms for the Under 16's Fund
£9.37 Contribution to the MP's Expenses Fund
£0.01 Contribution to the Christian UK fund
£88.31 Contribution to the Overseas Fight Poverty Fund for Africa
£0.20 Contribution to the Royal British Legion
£8.26 Contribution to the Suicide Bombers Wounded in Iraq Fund
etc etc"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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