Churchill and Shaunbhoy: The Ultimate Challenge

[daviejones]

Then you are a d1ck.

They join up to be ruffy tuffy marines, and thats exactly what they are. Just because they dont shine in other areas dont mean tulip.
Have you ever completed the marine selection course or anything similar ?

Nope, I didn't do the marine course. I did the Army course though.
And I said, if you care to read, that I agreed they were good soldiers, which they are.

Did you do the marine course or similar?

[AtW]

Then you are a d1ck.

Did you do the marine course or similar?

No, he was a pussy and pussied out of it...

[daviejones]

No, he was a pussy and pussied out of it...

I forgot to call him a d1ck before submitting it...ho hum...

[Diver]

Sorry, now I have to go lay down

[Churchill]

Did you do the marine course?

Yes, I did.

[AtW]

Sorry, now I have to go lay down

Not sure it ended up sounding exactly as I planned, but if it's funny then it is good enough...

[daviejones]

Yes, I did.

Then good for you, maybe you are not such a twerp after all.

[Churchill]

Then good for you, maybe you are not such a twerp after all.

The same can't be said about you though.

[daviejones]

The same can't be said about you though.

Then maybe I over estimated you...you are a tit after all.

[Churchill]

Then maybe I over estimated you...you are a tit after all.

Coming from a boy who thinks "Marines ain't so tough".

Get help Walter. Your compulsive lying will really **** up your life - probably one day when you're in a pub spouting your rubbish.