Immigrants going home

[DimPrawn]

Thanks to you I will not be there, I will be on holiday

See, I told you!

[sasguru]

I have an aversion to gay bars.

Methinks thou protesteth too much, Camp Dave. It's OK, most nazis were gay anyway.

[Damp Cave]

Ahhh Emoticons

The very last resort of the banal and inept.

[sasguru]

The very last resort of the banal and inept.

I still have more friends than you and probably slept with more women too.
That's life. Deal with it, loser.

What a pile of big smelly faeces. You can't add an emoticon when you edit?

[Damp Cave]

Ahhh the brag

I still have more friends than you and probably slept with more women too.
That's life. Deal with it, loser.

The very very last resort of the banal and inept. That and drinking alone in the early hours.

[sasguru]

The very very last resort of the banal and inept. That and drinking alone in the early hours.

Yes the missus was away. Got a prob with that, big boy?

[DimPrawn]

The very very last resort of the banal and inept. That and drinking alone in the early hours.

He and Big Jane, the inflatable hostess wiv the mostest.

[sasguru]

He and Big Jane, the inflatable hostess wiv the mostest.

Well what could I do? Baggy lent her to me for the evening.
Didn't want to hurt his feelings by turning "her" down.

[AtW]

Baggy lent her to me for the evening.

At LIBOR+2% rate? You sure have low standards.

[DimPrawn]

At LIBOR+2% rate? You sure have low standards.

It's okay sassy went "short" on her.