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Excatly breafast dinner and tea instead to the more southern Breakfast, elevensies, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper. Fat fookersRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Very interesting but WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH ON MONDAY?Originally posted by AtW View PostLots of nuts: wallnuts, pecan nuts, roasted peanuts in a shell, almonds (for naughty squirrels), cashew nuts, pistachio nuts in a shell (cracked) and a few more other nut types that I don't even know how they are called but squirrels love them.

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I decided to refrain from posting this information until such time when I can write my memoires, you will have to buy a copy to learn itOriginally posted by Lucifer Box View PostVery interesting but WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH ON MONDAY?
You can't keep your audience hanging on any longer surely?
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It wasn't a squirrel was it?Originally posted by AtW View PostI decided to refrain from posting this information until such time when I can write my memoires, you will have to buy a copy to learn it
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostI'm seriously worried about you Alexei.
Actually, there was never a time when I wasn't seriously worried about you.
But I'm even more seriously worried about you now.
Are you turning in to a sociopath ?
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No, but I had a good glass of wine while eating the meaty part of the mealOriginally posted by Lucifer Box View PostIt wasn't a squirrel was it?
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It was a ham and tomato sandwich with mustard.Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostVery interesting but WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH ON MONDAY?
You can't keep your audience hanging on any longer surely?
After all, I should know.
I'm Spartacus.Comment
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