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    #31
    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Sorry to hear about this BGG.

    If it's any consolation, I had Campylobacter food poisoning many, many years ago. Managed to lose over 2 stone in under 2 weeks with a haemorrhaged bowel, bleeding blood from my ar$e like nobody's business.

    Went for a visit to the hospital as my mum was worried (especially as my hair was coming out in clumps) and the doc made me lie on the couch with my knees up. They stuck a cold white tube up my ar$e, pumped it up to check for perforations and then removed it - all while I was suffering from chronic diarrhoea.

    Not surprisingly I shat the bed.

    At least the GP was kind enough to wipe up after me...
    Beautifully worded. Have you ever thought about writing for a living ?

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      That's truly grim Hyper !

      At least I now know what inspired your signature.
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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