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    #11
    Anyone else here think of that scene from Commando whenever these two kick off?
    Oh yes!

    IWGMC

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      #12
      Originally posted by tim123 View Post
      They gave me a good quote for car insurance.

      tim
      I hope you also tried that fecking elephant in the jungle!

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        #13
        hey! I didn't type "fliping"!

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          #14
          I think Churchill is one of the funniest people on here (if you (a) know how to take him, or (b) have thick skin!)

          I also find his manly agression, and confident sexual inuendos a complete turn on!

          I like that fact that I could sit and argue the toss with him for hours, but then a single would put us both back on smiling terms

          He, like most men, can be a c0*k, but in general he quite simply rocks.
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            I think Churchill is one of the funniest people on here (if you (a) know how to take him, or (b) have thick skin!)

            I also find his manly agression, and confident sexual inuendos a complete turn on!

            I like that fact that I could sit and argue the toss with him for hours, but then a single woudl put us both back on smiling terms

            He, like most men, can be a c0*k, but in general he quite simply rocks.
            I can just see him slobbering all over you now, his little tail wagging nineteen to the dozen.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              I think Churchill is one of the funniest people on here (if you (a) know how to take him, or (b) have thick skin!)

              I also find his manly agression, and confident sexual inuendos a complete turn on!

              I like that fact that I could sit and argue the toss with him for hours, but then a single woudl put us both back on smiling terms

              He, like most men, can be a c0*k, but in general he quite simply rocks.
              The brown envelope is in the post!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                It'll take more than you Choirbhoy!
                I have no doubt you have fully stress-tested it's capacity in your time!


                Originally posted by Churchill View Post

                Btw SB, the only thing stopping you from being a Mason is the Pope. Oh, that and the fact that to be a Mason you have to be "just, upright and a free man of mature age, sound judgment, and strict morals".
                There it goes again churchy, that tireless fixation with the Pope. Just what you imagine he might mean to me is anyone's guess, but don't let any attempt at nudging you out of that deep vein of bigotry deflect you from crude stereotyping. Any other course of action might involve a degree of lateral thinking that, frankly, I doubt you are capable of. No, you just continue to wallow in your own pre-ordained little cesspit of blinkered pig-ignorance. You seem at your happiest then. BTW, I expect I'd have a few reservations where the goats are concerned too that don't seem to faze you quite so much.
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  The brown envelope is in the post!

                  has it got something brown in it?
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                    has it got something brown in it?
                    Yes, a piece of his tongue!
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      I have no doubt you have fully stress-tested it's capacity in your time!




                      There it goes again churchy, that tireless fixation with the Pope. Just what you imagine he might mean to me is anyone's guess, but don't let any attempt at nudging you out of that deep vein of bigotry deflect you from crude stereotyping. Any other course of action might involve a degree of lateral thinking that, frankly, I doubt you are capable of. No, you just continue to wallow in your own pre-ordained little cesspit of blinkered pig-ignorance. You seem at your happiest then. BTW, I expect I'd have a few reservations where the goats are concerned too that don't seem to faze you quite so much.
                      SB, it's not my bigotry, but your own.

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