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The "Ask Beaker" thread.
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Beaker, I'm thinking of investing in BTL. Where is a good place to buy? I was thinking of apartments in city centres, apparently they're all the rage.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostBeaker, I'm thinking of investing in BTL. Where is a good place to buy? I was thinking of apartments in city centres, apparently they're all the rage.Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Also, there's a rattle in my car coming from somewhere near the passenger seatbelt mounting on the door pillar. I've tried whacking the trim really hard and this hasn't resolved the problem. What should be my next step?ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostAlso, there's a rattle in my car coming from somewhere near the passenger seatbelt mounting on the door pillar. I've tried whacking the trim really hard and this hasn't resolved the problem. What should be my next step?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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My car doesn't start easily in the morning.
I spoke to a mechanic friend for some advice and he said "crap in the fuel intake".
Is this a wise move?Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostMy car doesn't start easily in the morning.
I spoke to a mechanic friend for some advice and he said "crap in the fuel intake".
Is this a wise move?Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Originally posted by beaker View PostEl Duder has been banned from this place. He's taken his wild sexual fantasies elsewhere. Some people say that he lives on using another name. But that is the stuff of legendsConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI see that Beaker is very wise. Ask your questions here.
So, Beaker, prove that God exists ....
(1) God, existent or not, can be conceived of.
(2) God, as conceived, is perfect, regardless of whether He exists or not.
(3) A thing that is perfect cannot be deficient in any way.
(4) Non-existence is a deficiency: therefore a thing that is perfect must exist.
(5) Therefore God exists.Last edited by thunderlizard; 7 December 2007, 23:43. Reason: I split (3) into (3) and (4) & ended up with two (4)'sComment
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